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Bought 680 calls at 680.4 with the idea that it would bounce back like it did the previous hours. Narrator: it didn’t. Sold when price was 678.7 for approximately an 18000 dollar loss. I was literally screaming. Back to Wendy’s!

About the same time as the Space X IPO . Download speed projected to by 4x more than Starlink . News link for reference : [https://www.engadget.com/big-tech/amazons-satellite-internet-service-is-scheduled-for-mid-2026-availability-164046305.html](https://www.engadget.com/big-tech/amazons-satellite-internet-service-is-scheduled-for-mid-2026-availability-164046305.html) .

I made a YOLO post about 8 months on DOCN: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1miaqt7/docns\_time\_to\_shine\_50000\_shares\_1600000\_yolo/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1miaqt7/docns_time_to_shine_50000_shares_1600000_yolo/) It finally paid off pretty well with a $2mm gain :) I've sold covered calls against the remaining shares and am waiting them out, but in general, I'm pretty much done with this trade. At this point, I'm going even heavier into RDDT, esp

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Two years ago, when this sub was busy circle-jerking over the "700k Intel Grandma Guy" and posting memes, I fully shared the same vision as him and kept on buying the dip. I started buying at $36, kept adding at $30, and didn't stop until my average was $21. When it hit $19, I had over $100k USD on the line. It was almost my entire portfolio at the time. I was down over 10k at the time. How I got fooled: I made the mistake of reading the comments here. The regards convinced me that Intel was "d

Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, Iran’s parliamentary speaker, said three elements of Iran’s 10-point truce proposal had been violated, including Israel’s ongoing strikes in Lebanon.

**TL;DR:** I used Claude Code to do my 2024 and 2025 federal + state taxes. It worked. It cost \~$0 and took 0 clicks through their stupid wizard. Now I'm short $100k INTU \--- Last week I pointed Claude at my tax folder and said the magic words “do my taxes” It nailed it. Read my W-2s, 1099s, 1040’s, 8949 and my schedule D. Downloaded the tax forms directly from papa IRS, asked me a few questions about how much agriculture income I’ve had this year (none) and if I’ve finally upgraded from

It doesn’t matter if the war continues for 20 more years, whether a nuke hits the country, or whether 🥭 keeps TACOing or not. What matters is how heavily positioned towards one side the market is. Recently, the market was heavily shorted, and so any cough of “good” news resulted in a 2-3% pump. On the other hand, any sort of “bad” news did absolutely NOTHING. The reason is simple: it doesn’t matter what news comes forth. The market can’t move towards a certain direction without enough liquidit

So we get a ceasefire, everyone starts pretending the panic trade is over, and less than a day later Hormuz gets shut again. That’s the whole market right now. Oil wants to rip again, gold refuses to die properly, the dollar remembers it still loves chaos, and every “clean” macro setup turns into a crime scene the second a new headline drops. At this point I’m not even trading outcomes, I’m trading how fast the market can go from peace cosplay back to apocalypse pricing. The funniest part is t

So apparently i messed up somehow and found a glitch with my broker. At first i thought i was fine becouse the market had gone up but since i used the money in a cash account im somehow liable for the amount of buying power i managed to use and my account is frozen rip.

your welcome enjoy

Bought before close yesterday. Sold immediately after markets opened. Only regret that I didn’t do more volume!

You 🌈 🐻’s haven’t stopped talking about how this is going to be the next 2008, we are in a recession, etc. for the past month. Every red day you 🌈 🐻’s all come out of hibernation and post your tiny gains. After SPY being up 2-3% today, i have seen 0 loss porn posts. Stop hiding bears, let’s see it.

lmao fucking shit of a stock. you know whats funny is all those bullshit articles and youtube videos that say this stock is undervalued and that its worth $500. fuck you MSFT fuck you you peice of fucking shit

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing

Been yoloing NBIS calls for the past two weeks and just closed +$704K in realized profit this morning. I know this is regarded. Got lucky gambling. Sometimes the casino pays out. 🌮🎰

As of now, the straight is still closed. Oil dropped on the hope that the ceasefire will remain and the straight will open, but now that Israel has broken the ceasefire, all deals are off. The oil has dropped significantly when the news broke out yesterday, but still hasnt budged today (Wait and see zone). The fallout of the oil still hasnt reached the US. Some tankers are still on the way before the 3 day excursion. The US and north america in general should be feeling the heat in probably a we

And with this I'm outta here boys, no more for me. I've been chasing for 5 years trying to come back and finally got lucky. I want to say I'm never gambling again but you know how it goes. If your chart looks like the beginning of mine: stop now. I got lucky, I bet you won't. Or keep going, let me see that loss porn.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/breaking-iran-closes-strait-hormuz-36985945

First 10x. Sitting out until next taco Tuesday